British wit

"I can cry like Roger, it's a shame I can't play like him." - O Andy lá perdeu e o Roger lá continua no seu caminho para a imortalidade, mas o melhor gracejo e o melhor ponto do torneio são british...

Mais um sinal...

...de que está tudo LOUCO:

"Three cheetahs spare tiny antelope's life... and play with him instead"

Quem vê...

...o Idolos, tal como eu vejo, sabe, tal como eu sei, que isto era uma questão de tempo e algo demasiado prevísivel...

Eu até sei jogar um bocadinho...mas pouco

The Chess Master and the Computer, by Garry Kasparov

...Perhaps chess is the wrong game for the times. Poker is now everywhere, as amateurs dream of winning millions and being on television for playing a card game whose complexities can be detailed on a single piece of paper...

via maradona

Agora sim...tenho um Ipod novo!!!

Em repeat...Florence and the Machine...

Rocket O'Sullivan...

...depois de perder a final do Masters de Snooker na "negra"...:

"I didn't play well enough to win so I can't be disappointed. I will keep pitching up to tournaments and trying to compete. It's a miracle that I have won three World titles because I thought I would never win one. If I hadn't had the problems I've had in my game, I could have chased Hendry's record of seven.

"I'm always out to win, but the battle is with myself. I'm trying not to have too many highs and lows. For 17 years I've been playing like a plum, and being hot and cold made me depressed. I can't do that to myself any more. I felt it today and I said to myself 'don't go there'. The frustration is that if I got it right I would smash all these players up, I'd demolish them."

via: worldsnooker.com

Idiotas

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